Whitney...Is That You?

My my my...what is really going on? Here is the new cover of Whitney Houston's album. First of all, this looks nothing like the Whitney Houston I know. It kind of looks like Dionne Warwick in a dominatrix costume. The only thing missing from this exciting outfit is a whip, a leather mask, and a man begging to be spanked. I'm not sure what her label's aim is with this album cover but I am not liking where this is going.

I nearly swallowed my gum when I stumbled upon this atrocity. I know age ain't nothing but a number but there is definitely an age limit on this outfit. Whitney has always been the type of singer that could put a pig on the cover of her albums and we would still buy it because we love her voice. She never had to resort to appearing half-naked to sell albums why now? I haven't seen that much thigh on her since...well never. Looks like she's trying to compete with the Mariah's, Beyonce's, and Rihanna's.

I just hope her video doesn't look like this...no, I'm just hoping this is all a big misunderstanding or better yet a joke and the real cover will be released shortly, because as I am looking at it-it really does appear to me to be a fake; I am crossing my fingers. Maybe if I close my eyes it will all just go away...oh yea! and kudos to Photoshop, saving careers one click at a time.